Lara Croft XXX was standing with a grin on her face and a rocket launcher on her shoulder. On his right hand was a huge white glowing staircase, flanked by statues, reaching up into the sky. It turned out that we already had a lift home. Lara Croft placed the gun muzzle on my nose. I made a perfect landing, although the horns were almost too big and smooth for me to get my fingers on. On her return trip however, the plane crashed deep within the mountains and Lara Croft Sex was the only survivor. My advisors tell me that you have a song - Jerusalem - which asks the rhetorical question 'And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's pastures green'? Oh I disabled all of them, said Lara Croft. And get my backpack and the shotgun from Winston while you're at it. We and our late brother Qualopec were given ample time to recover from the injuries which Your Highness' unfortunate policies inflicted upon us. Croft has made a name for herself in the past six years as the heroine of the Tomb Raider Hentai series, but she earns her living as a writer of travel books. Lara Croft was just turning to see who I was when I let her have it with two shotgun barrels to the head.